They Walk Among Us Options

[painter]

As a general rule I'm not someone to pass own humorous email sent to me. Most of it I don't find all that funny, anyway. But this one, especially the last one with Senator Pelosi, made me do more than chuckle. Pardon if you've seen it beflore:

NEW YORK - resident Kathy Adams brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' A 32-year-old wife and mother of two, the woman got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, the woman was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest ? '
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large ?

Immediately Mrs. Adams was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Adams, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

She decided to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, she still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' she exclaimed. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' She then asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. 'Hi Betsy! How are you ? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Adams, wasting the first 7 seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest ? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.
Adams proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure ? ' said Evans. 'How sure are you ? Duh, that can't be it.' To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Adams declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Adams.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience of course returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, the woman then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live woman. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see..... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

She sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Caution...they walk among us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted 'Look at that dead bird!' Another person looked up at the sky and said.....'where ? '

They walk among us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

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A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, A TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? '

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote, their vote equals ours, and they also reproduce.

Sad isn't the half of it. DOWN RIGHT SCARY is what it is.

[forthetrees]

What's even scarier is folks who don't take a couple of seconds to check basic facts...especially so on a site such as this.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/pelosi/captaincook.asp

[painter]

What's even scarier is folks who don't take a couple of seconds to check basic facts...especially so on a site such as this.

I never said any of it was true and figured it wasn't but, ya know, this is the CHILL section. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

[Sanders]

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

I can barely type this, I'm laughing so hard.


Pelosi's big problem, is that she can't think critically, i.e. use her head ... AT ALL!!!

Of course, that's not really a problem for her, that's ironically her strength and what got her to where she is.

Sad.

[forthetrees]

I can barely type this, I'm laughing so hard.


Pelosi's big problem, is that she can't think critically, i.e. use her head ... AT ALL!!!

Of course, that's not really a problem for her, that's ironically her strength and what got her to where she is.

Sad.

Check the snopes link in my previous post. It's a joke...a very old and much used joke.

As Painter said, this is the chill section. Enjoy the humor, just don't take it for fact. Pelosi may not be able to think critically, but painter's "story" is just that, a made-up story for amusement purposes only.

[Sanders]

You got me there.


Snopes on the other hand, dismisses 9/11 'conspiracy theories' out of hand.


(I still think Pelosi is a useful idiot.)

(IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/salute.gif)

[painter]

(I still think Pelosi is a useful idiot.)

Yeah, like what is worse -- not knowing which around the world trip capn' Cook died on or taking Bush/Cheney impeachment "off the table." Where the former, even if true, might be forgivable as a 'brain fart' moment, the latter is most certainly not. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

[ULTIMA1]

This is one of my favorites from our great FBI.

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it's true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for him and his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.

Click.

[albertchampion]

i care to inform you that the agents of the fbi are no supermen. they are as close as you can get to inspector clouseau.

they are agents of amerika's okhrana. agents of the imperial secret police.

that is what must be recognized.