The Ten Comandments, (from a farmers perspective) |

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Dec 29 2009, 10:47 AM
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I don't mean disrespect,
(but if the 10 commandments were applied to the farming of livestock...) 1. I am the Lord thy God, ... Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (I am your farmer, ... Thou shalt have no other farmers before me) 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Please, don't put me under a bad light) 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (or swear about the way i do things.) 4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. (ya, i think you should get a break once a week, too, as it brings greater productivity) 5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. (i don't want to have to deal much, with everyone of you, but your parents will, so treat them nice, this will cause them less stress, so they may live longer, reducing my work load) 6. Thou shalt not kill. (...or you will be held responsible for all the wealth, that they could have potentially earned, for my farm) 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (this really messes up my selective breeding program, so don't do it) 8. Thou shalt not steal. (taking the fortunes of my prize winning domestication, is not in my best interest) 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (i got to know what's really going on, to run things profitably) 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (This too, reduces the value of my prize stock, so be happy with what you got) These seem to be very good rules, as well, for running a profitable farm, intelligently. cheers |
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Dec 30 2009, 01:49 AM
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Jan 4 2010, 12:48 PM
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Group: Extreme Forum Pilot Posts: 1,710 Joined: 13-December 06 From: maryland Member No.: 315 |
and weren't there originally 15? mel brooks showed what really happened in 'history of the world' (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Jan 8 2010, 10:26 AM
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The real commandments,
are to acquire the necessary things to survive, then there is a social need to interact with others. After that there are the group interests, which are supposed to benefit the individual. As, more hands should make the work of survival, easier. It's this power to control the groups, i don't understand, Generations of people, scientifically programmed, controlled and manipulated, since birth, like a bacteria grown in a culture... A culture of standardized education, programmed entertainment, Punch and Judy show, politics, and it all looks so chaotic, close up, but stepping back, it is all tested, ordered, and run by a few, following their ancient plan. Few escape the culture, because they see the planned chaos. But it's not about greed, it's about people who use the greed of others to attain power, or retain power, over the people of the world. In order for these few to survive, and hold their positions of power, over the world, they need everyone below them to be good and obedient, and to control each other. ...and since they control what goes into the culture... all i can think, is that we are moving into a very interesting part of this rigid fractal, infinitely, divisible universe, where we can individually, change the course each one of takes, through the infinite possibilities of universes, as we travel through the structure. A friend of mine once said that when he looked at the stars, he realized everything was in triangles. Years later, i ran into someone doing computer graphics, making the "skin". He said he was having trouble with some of his polygons, clicked on the screen, and that skin, was all triangles! Thinking about this lately... if every thing in the universe is made of triangles, which consists of 3 points, but has no volume, then you are the fourth point to every triangle, which gives the universe its' volume. If you imagine if you removed, yourself, from the universe, the universe, no longer has any volume, to you. It becomes just a flat bunch of triangles. probably on top of stacks, of other, flat bunches of triangles. ...but the patterns are fantastic! |
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Jan 25 2010, 03:58 PM
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Here is a thought:
Each one of us is replicated, with the universe, every moment, and each universe and each "you", carry on, on a separate course. So there is another conscious version of you in another universe, that branched off in the past, from this one. In this way, all sequential possibilities could be progressing simultaneously. But there would have to be a continuous number of universes being formed. There is a theory of a multi-verse and i think there is some evidence, that consciousness can be divided. and we are contemplating infinity. ...i'm of two minds on this. |
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Jan 27 2011, 06:30 PM
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funny stuff...and very true.
personally, I'm a big fan of the late George Carlin's updated 10C's. To sum it up...everything boils down to Not Killing. Period. People, Property, Thoughts, Inspirations...it's all about Killing. Don't Do it short of needing to eat. Humans are an odd lot and their own worst predator. |
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Jan 27 2011, 06:59 PM
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Group: Valued Member Posts: 1,000 Joined: 7-November 07 From: Prague or France Member No.: 2,452 |
and weren't there originally 15? mel brooks showed what really happened in 'history of the world' (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Moses comes from the mountain proudly bringing the ten commandments and the jews rejoice. Then the olders ask Moses how he made the deal. He looks then even more proudly and blinks: Just between you and the gate-post, he would give me just two, but ya' know me guys, on the end I've wangled him to conclude it at ten. |
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Feb 19 2011, 10:07 PM
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Group: Extreme Forum Pilot Posts: 2,589 Joined: 31-December 07 From: Maui Member No.: 2,617 |
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Apr 21 2011, 12:40 AM
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Group: Extreme Forum Pilot Posts: 2,589 Joined: 31-December 07 From: Maui Member No.: 2,617 |
Michele Marie Amble [Bachmann] and her husband own a christian practice in Stillwater, Minnesota.
Sarah Louise Heath [Palin] became the head of the Fellowship of christians. Both Bachmann and Palin receive their instructions from “Iesus” the central figure of christians. Both admit that “You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord unless it really pays well… Remember the bribe and keep it holy. You shall kill; steal, lie, and commit adultery…keep everything that belongs to your neighbor…male, female, slave, ox, goat, chicken, donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor… Never tell the “Truth”…so help you god… |
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Apr 21 2011, 10:29 AM
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Group: Core Member Posts: 170 Joined: 16-June 10 From: Western Lake Erie, Ohio, Michigan, Canada Member No.: 5,099 |
I think you are confused elreb...
<snip> Both Bachmann and Palin receive their instructions from “Iesus” the central figure of christians. Both admit that “You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord unless it really pays well… Remember the bribe and keep it holy. You shall kill; steal, lie, and commit adultery…keep everything that belongs to your neighbor…male, female, slave, ox, goat, chicken, donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor… Never tell the “Truth”…so help you god… That has nothing to do with the "TEN COMMANDMENTS".... I believe you have that confused with the: "Oath of Office". (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) And lest we not forget "The Golden Rule": "Them that has the Gold, make the RULES". (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/salute.gif) |
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Apr 21 2011, 05:36 PM
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Group: Extreme Forum Pilot Posts: 2,589 Joined: 31-December 07 From: Maui Member No.: 2,617 |
I believe you have that confused with the: "Oath of Office" I stand corrected…you are right… Too bad these bible thumpers never met the real deal… http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/index.p...&p=10797696 |
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