May I Quote You, Mr. President? |

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Dec 4 2006, 11:09 AM
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Veteran Group: Valued Member Posts: 737 Joined: 13-September 06 Member No.: 46 |
May I Quote You, Mr. President?
by Prof. Rodrigue Tremblay – Global Research November 19, 2006 •A man lost in his geography: 1-"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." George W. Bush 2-"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." George W. Bush 3-"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." George W. Bush •A man lost in his logic: 4-" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " George W. Bush 5-"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." George W. Bush 6-"These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did leave..." George W. Bush 7-"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." George W. Bush 8-"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." George W. Bush 9-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George W. Bush 10-"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." George W. Bush •A man lost in space: 11-"For NASA, space is still a high priority." George W. Bush •A MAN WITH HEAVEN ON HIS SIDE: 12-"I believe God wants me to be president." George W. Bush 13- [I was] "chosen by the grace of God to lead at that moment." George W. Bush 14-"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East." George W. Bush 15-"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." George W. Bush •The man lost in his vocabulary: 16-" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." George W. Bush 17-"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'." George W. Bush 18-"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is, 'to be prepared'." George W. Bush 19-'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.' George W. Bush • Thoughts coming straight from George Orwell's '1984': 20-"Iraq and Afghanistan ...are now democracies and they are allies in the cause of freedom and peace." George W. Bush 21-"Ariel Sharon ... is a man of courage and a man of peace." George W. Bush 22-"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." George W. Bush •THE DECEIVING PACIFIST: 23-"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." George W. Bush 24-"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." George W. Bush 25-"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." George W. Bush 26- “Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and schools—not weapons of mass destruction.” (N.B.: The U.S. has 10,000 nuclear weapons) George W. Bush •The Theologian: 27-"Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion." George W. Bush 28-"The Islam that we know is a faith devoted to the worship of one God, as revealed through The Holy Qur'an. It teaches the value and the importance of charity, mercy, and peace." George W. Bush •THE Flip-Flopper: 29-"I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion question." George W. Bush 30-"I am pro-life." George W. Bush 31- "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." George W. Bush 32- "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." George W. Bush 33-"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories...for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." George W. Bush •The forecaster of things to come: 34-"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties [in Iraq]." George W. Bush 35-"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " George W. Bush 36-"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." George W. Bush 37-"Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast, and I have a message for them: If we must begin a military campaign, it will be directed against the lawless men who rule your country and not against you." George W. Bush, (speech of March 17, 2003) 38-"To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United States." George W. Bush •The astute observer: 39-"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush 40-"Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA), you're doing a heck of a job." George W. Bush •A man and his environment: 41-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George W. Bush •The double-talker: 42-"There's a lot of suffering in the Palestinian territory, because militant Hamas is trying to stop the advance of democracy." (N.B.: The Hamas government was elected) George W. Bush 43-"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." George W. Bush •THE WOULD-BE DICTATOR: 44-"In a time of war, the president must have the power he needs to make the tough decisions, including, if need be, the decision to grant himself even more power." George W. Bush 45-"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." George W. Bush 46-"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." George W. Bush 47-"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." George W. Bush 48- "I will not withdraw [from Iraq], even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." George W. Bush 49- "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best." George W. Bush •And, last but not least, CONSIDERING THE MESS IN IRAQ: 50-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about international, foreign policy.” George W. Bush Good 'ol George. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/dunno.gif) This post has been edited by MichaelMR: Dec 4 2006, 11:20 AM |
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Dec 4 2006, 02:38 PM
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Library Team Group: Valued Member Posts: 170 Joined: 16-October 06 From: Middle Earth Member No.: 82 |
QUOTE "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'." Did he really say these? (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
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Dec 4 2006, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE (Tarya @ Dec 4 2006, 06:38 PM) QUOTE "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'." Did he really say these? (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Yes ma'am, its recorded quotes from the douche-bag himself. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/doh1.gif) Here you go, you'll love this Tarya: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...384&q=Andy+Dick Has some of his great moments in there. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif) This post has been edited by MichaelMR: Dec 4 2006, 03:02 PM |
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Dec 4 2006, 04:18 PM
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Library Team Group: Valued Member Posts: 170 Joined: 16-October 06 From: Middle Earth Member No.: 82 |
That was hilarious Michael (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif)
Thanks, I needed a good laugh. |
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Dec 4 2006, 06:35 PM
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Veteran Group: Valued Member Posts: 737 Joined: 13-September 06 Member No.: 46 |
Glad I could help. Even though he's absolutely an incompetent president, at least he's good for humor. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Dec 5 2006, 11:29 PM
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![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 7,986 Joined: 13-September 06 Member No.: 49 |
Hey Michael,
You gotta ad this one to your Geography Quotes: "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." —President George W. Bush, at a news conference in Europe, June 14, 2001 |
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Dec 6 2006, 05:35 AM
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Group: Global Mod Posts: 1,221 Joined: 20-October 06 From: south london, uk Member No.: 114 |
does he write this stuff himself??
or does he require some help? i just can't work it out. it's hilarious to watch though, he doesn't even notice when he puts his foot in it! |
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Dec 6 2006, 06:15 AM
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Group: Student Forum Pilot Posts: 453 Joined: 23-October 06 From: Maryland Member No.: 139 |
I mean, once you're caught on tape doing stupid stuff, the same gets shown over and over again // I remind you of this because I want to add this little link as my contribution to this 'GW for Idiot' guidebook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg...related&search= |
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Dec 6 2006, 06:23 AM
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Group: Global Mod Posts: 1,221 Joined: 20-October 06 From: south london, uk Member No.: 114 |
great little vid jerry,
i try not to laugh at other peoples stupidity, but i was laughing out loud through that. i think it answered my question too, i think he must come up with it himself! cheers |
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Dec 6 2006, 07:13 AM
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Group: Student Forum Pilot Posts: 453 Joined: 23-October 06 From: Maryland Member No.: 139 |
Thanks GEORGIE101 -- I think you're right, he has to be doing these things operating on auto-pilot.
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Dec 6 2006, 08:39 AM
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Location: Netherlands Group: Valued Member Posts: 1,702 Joined: 15-October 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 72 |
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That video was priceless!! And yes Georgie, Dubbaya must think all that up himself - if it had been written by a speech-writer (or whatever you call them), he would have been fired a hundred times over within a month!! (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/blahblah1.gif) Guinan |
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Dec 7 2006, 02:30 PM
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Group: Newbie Posts: 46 Joined: 14-August 06 Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (JerryB9105 @ Dec 6 2006, 10:15 AM) I mean, once you're caught on tape doing stupid stuff, the same gets shown over and over again // I remind you of this because I want to add this little link as my contribution to this 'GW for Idiot' guidebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg...related&search= (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif) nice 1 |
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Dec 7 2006, 04:49 PM
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funny stuff. i luv it lol.
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Dec 11 2006, 10:54 PM
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Veteran Group: Valued Member Posts: 737 Joined: 13-September 06 Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (JerryB9105 @ Dec 6 2006, 10:15 AM) I mean, once you're caught on tape doing stupid stuff, the same gets shown over and over again // I remind you of this because I want to add this little link as my contribution to this 'GW for Idiot' guidebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg...related&search= This is hilarious.. [laugh] |
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Dec 11 2006, 11:10 PM
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..with liberty and justice for all. Group: Valued Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: 15-October 06 From: Orlando, FL Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (JerryB9105 @ Dec 6 2006, 05:15 AM) I mean, once you're caught on tape doing stupid stuff, the same gets shown over and over again // I remind you of this because I want to add this little link as my contribution to this 'GW for Idiot' guidebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg...related&search= (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/wall.gif) |
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Dec 11 2006, 11:52 PM
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Group: Valued Member Posts: 3,114 Joined: 21-October 06 From: Berlin Member No.: 121 |
QUOTE (MichaelMR @ Dec 4 2006, 06:59 PM) Here you go, you'll love this Tarya: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...384&q=Andy+Dick Has some of his great moments in there. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif) LOL! That was hilarious! But I heared that his speech-problems got another reason.. Abu Ga....rape?: Carl |
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Dec 12 2006, 06:11 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89skadS0uDY
Hope you guys caught that one, too. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Dec 12 2006, 07:45 AM
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Group: Global Mod Posts: 1,221 Joined: 20-October 06 From: south london, uk Member No.: 114 |
that was quality free me, hadn't seen it before.
it was good to see what goes on behind the scene, i had been wondering how he comes up with these truely amazing speaches. thanks for the insight!! |
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Dec 12 2006, 08:41 AM
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..with liberty and justice for all. Group: Valued Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: 15-October 06 From: Orlando, FL Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Carl Bank @ Dec 11 2006, 10:52 PM) QUOTE (MichaelMR @ Dec 4 2006, 06:59 PM) Here you go, you'll love this Tarya: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...384&q=Andy+Dick Has some of his great moments in there. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif) LOL! That was hilarious! But I heared that his speech-problems got another reason.. Abu Ga....rape?: Carl (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
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Dec 12 2006, 08:45 AM
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..with liberty and justice for all. Group: Valued Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: 15-October 06 From: Orlando, FL Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (free_me @ Dec 12 2006, 05:11 AM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89skadS0uDY Hope you guys caught that one, too. (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif) |
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