"I survived the Cheney/Bush administration and all I got was this crumby t-shirt"
So on the front will be a graphic similar to some of the stuff found on Dees Illustrations. Something like this:

Then on the back of the t-shirt will be a list of what we lived through, maybe with their dates:
Two stolen elections
9/11 (False-flag psy op)
Controlled demolition of EPA
Controlled demolition of FDA
Iraq war, occupation, genocide
Institutionalized torture
FBI surveillance
Pentagon MindWar
Illegal munitions use
Space weapons race
Destruction of world peace treaties
Rendition
Guantanamo
Manchurian candidate kill sprees
Enronization of the economy
FEMA's gun-grabbing Katrina response
Operation Red Sky (Chemtrails)
"Free Speech Zones"
7/7 (False-flag psy op)
and on and on and on
These t-shirts could sell like porn in prison!