I really had no idea where to put this, something I found over @ WhatReallyHappened. I figure Chill is a good place for it, the parts that don't freak you out and make you cry, "What Are These Maniacal Scientists Thinking!!???", just might make you laugh.

Warning: Colorful language.

The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely to Destroy Humanity
By Robert Brockway

5 pages: Hyper-mice, Jellyfish-monkeys, Cow-people, Zombie-pigs, & Spider-goats.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15801_5-cur...y-humanity.html



5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
By David Wong, TE Sloth

5 pages: Brain-parisites, Neurotoxins, Rage Virus, Neurogenesis, Nanobots & Bacterial cyborgs

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-sci...lly-happen.html

I haven't tried it myself but apparently cat tastes like chicken.

I sure hope no one ate my cat.

The crop on my GMO thornless blackberry bush was exceptional this year,
though they don't really taste the same (or as good) as real blackberries.

cheers, lunk