I really had no idea where to put this, something I found over @ WhatReallyHappened. I figure Chill is a good place for it, the parts that don't freak you out and make you cry, "What Are These Maniacal Scientists Thinking!!???", just might make you laugh.
Warning: Colorful language.
The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely to Destroy Humanity
By Robert Brockway
5 pages: Hyper-mice, Jellyfish-monkeys, Cow-people, Zombie-pigs, & Spider-goats.
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
By David Wong, TE Sloth
5 pages: Brain-parisites, Neurotoxins, Rage Virus, Neurogenesis, Nanobots & Bacterial cyborgs