An expert on the subject told me this number does not account for the number of Amerikan presidents he's fu*ked!



http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/C...how/3500538.cms

Just to give you an idea of the significance of this accomplishment, in the course of his lifetime the average Republican will have had sex with 4 teenage boys.

Most people of your youth and sexual preference, GH, probably haven't seen Barbra Streisand's 1972 film, "Up the Sandbox." In it Streisand's journalist character gets an exclusive interview with Castro where, in the course of hitting on Streisand, Castro tares open his military shirt to reveal that he has breasts and is, in fact, not a lecherous commie dictator but, OMFG, a lesbian!

But then, the early 1970s were a whole other era. Now films such as "Network," "Three Days of the Condor," "Sardoz" and "A Boy and His Dog" seem prophetic.

Yeah, well, to me it is a bit preposterous to believe the man had sex twice a day every day for decades. Seems to me a legend is being crafted.

Or maybe he was a CIA manchurian candidate sex robot!

I mean with sex at that volume, at what point does the man get bored with it. His minions in uniform herd in a baker's dozen of ladies for him to choose from and he starts pulling out his hair. "Criminy, I' am so sick of f*cking! Twice a day every day. I'll admit it I need some variety! Yes. Perhaps a midget! Or even a team of 'em. General!" "Yes, Lord Castro." "Don't we have any midgets on this podunk island?" "Midgets, sir?" "Yes, goddamnit! Midgets. Dwarves. You know? The f*cking wee people?" "Sir?" "Do we have any on this shithole?" "I don't know, sir." "Christ I need a change! A break from the old." "I'll put out an APB on midgets, sir." "Doesn't have to be midgets, general just something different. Maybe a freak of some sort. With three eyes or six fingers or something. Anything but the same ol' same ol." "Yes, Lord Castro. Freaks it is." "Don't look at me like that." "Like what, sir?" "You know how you looked at me. You're accusing me of being a pervert." "No, sir." "I could be your daddy, General, did you know that?" "Yes, sir." "In fact, I probably am your daddy. You can call me 'Pa' from here on out." "Yes, Lord Castro, Pa." "Good. That's more like it. Now bring me a midget and a real freak for dinner and don't say a damn word about it to anyone."

Hey good for him.

He knew what he wanted and went out and got it.

A real go getter.

Method's back! Whoa!

On Castro: More than likely this was some sorta mind control operation. Guarantee the loyalty of everyone on the island by f*cking every single woman on the island! Don't oppose Castro b/c chances are YOU ARE RELATED TO HIM!

How he did it w/o catching an STD needs to be studied for generations to come.

Never really left I suppose. I think my mind needed a break from the real reality. Not the one the MSM likes to throw down the throats of Americans and all other peoples around the world.




Who says he didn't have STD's? He might very well have had em all. Hell, it wouldn't matter if a woman didn't want to have sex with him cause he had herpes. "I'm Castro bitch, have sex with me or get a bullet to the head."

Oh and I just called your cellphone if the number's the same... the message sounded like you... soooo... call me back?

Cool. Right on. Here in a minute.

Sure. But we don't want to wreck the legend, now do we, of Castro the sex fiend, the Commy Cassanova.

OK Ok ok, pondering it I've come to the conclusion that those numbers have to be the result of a military operation, psychological warfare against the public. And it probably wasn't him alone but his doubles who were engaged in the operation. The idea is to get entrenched into the mind of the population by literally f*cking them; in many cases I would bet taking the virginity of thousands of young females. Seems like the Dominican Republic's dictator, Raphael "The Goat" Trujillo had a similar operation going on on his island. Here in the states there are too many people for such an operation so here you just get MindFucked. There it's the real deal.

So ... not funny. Bad. Totally bad.

Yeah, I'm thinking this belongs in "Chill" instead of the Lobby. Your robust chauvinism with all sarcastic intent might not be viewed that way by everyone, ya know.

Sorry to those I offend. No harm intended. No disrespect to women or anybody else for that matter intended.

Maybe we should move it to alt theories though, because what if this is seemingly True:



As is this:

It's ok George. I mean, I understand this has threatened your own since of male virility and all.







jk

Honestly, I'll admit when I first read this piece felt a wee bit inadequate. Just a tad.

What is it Vonnegut writes in "Hocus Pocus" that the only two numbers that matter to a man and contribute to his legacy are the number of women he's fu*ked and the number of men he's killed? That's Vonnegut, mind you, not me. He thinks that's what should go on your grave stone, those two numbers.

Historically, however, it is fairly accurate -- at least in the number of kills category. Most of the heroes dominator culture holds up to us males to emulate were testosterone driven sociopaths who fu*ked anything and everything that got in their way, literally and figuratively. Not all, of course. A few saintly figures show up here and there but they're in the minority. My own personal hero, a certain "Mr. G.," although not known to have ever killed anyone (I wouldn't put it past him), had two bullets in him from his youthful "extra curricular" activities as an agent for hire, was an self admittedly copious consumer of Old Calvados and from what I hear, was known to have left his bedoir in a frequent state of dishevelment (with more than one 'bastard' son to prove it). But it was slamming the motorcar into a tree that, ultimately, did him in -- but even then not all at once.

Poetically phrased, my good man. Yes indeed it is SOP to have the hero literally destroy the villian. Not a very creative story line, but one that certainly sells tickets.

So are you telling us that the Bay of Pigs thing was an attempt to upgrade "him" to MC-FM Castrobot 2.0 then GH?

Sure. Could be. Competing factions within the upper echelons of control of Slavery inc. Whaddya think?